Sassy Travel Candles

Meet your new favorite travel companion: a candle that’s as bold as you are. These luxury travel candles from Effing Candle Company are non-toxic, super fragrant, and unapologetically sassy. Made with slow-burning apricot coconut crème wax, fine fragrance and essential oils, and crackling wooden wicks, each one delivers a clean, even burn that smells just as amazing from the first light to the last flicker.

At 20–25 hours of burn time, these travel-sized beauties are perfect for gifting, stocking stuffers, last-minute thank-yous, or simply treating yourself.

Scents We’re Carrying:

Abortion is Healthcare – A spa-inspired scent with eucalyptus, spearmint, and cucumber to remind you that your body is yours and yours alone.
15% of proceeds benefit Planned Parenthood Great Plains (PPGP).
Smells like: Self-care and righteous freedom.

Happy Effing Birthday – Vanilla cake, lemon frosting, and a dash of sass. Sweet, celebratory, and totally giftable.
Smells like: The birthday cake of your dreams—without the sugar crash.

Zen AF – A relaxing blend of white tea, bergamot, and fresh sage. Light this one when life gets loud.
Smells like: A quiet spa day with zero responsibilities.

F*ck the Patriarchy (Mini Tumbler) – Strawberry, muskmelon, peach, and oakmoss come together for a bold scent that smells like watermelon bubblegum—but cooler.
Smells like: Sweet rebellion and empowerment.

Head B*tch in Charge - a sweet, nutty, sexy combination of creamy shea butter, vanilla, and luxurious sandalwood.

Witchy Sh*t – Palo santo, sage, and black wood blend for a grounding, mystical vibe. Whether you're casting spells or manifesting peace, this one's for you.
Smells like: Rituals, smudging, and good vibes only.

Hocus Pocus - This sweet pumpkin spice, marshmallow, and sweet cream scent will burn all spooky season. Forget hot girl summer, it's time for cool ghoul fall. A true gourmand scent for fall. Makes a great Boo Basket addition!

Festive AF – Like a spicy hot toddy in candle form. Cozy notes of orange rind, clove, and ginger will transport you to a rustic cabin with a roaring fireplace.
Fragrance Notes:
Top – Orange Rind, Neroli, Jasmine
Middle – Velvet Plum, Rosehip, Madagascar Clove
Base – Gunmetal, Tonka Bean, Zesty Ginger
Smells like: Your fancy aunt’s Christmas potpourri—if she had impeccable taste.

Drunken Elves – A sweet and nutty holiday delight that smells like chestnuts roasting on an open fire (but with booze).
Perfect to stash away for surprise guests or secret Santa swaps.
Smells like: Dessert and cozy nights by the fire.

Fir F*ck's Sake - If you love the scent of freshly cut Christmas trees, this one's for you! Fir, cedarwood, and sandalwood come together in this perfect-for-fall scent that will fill a room with fragrance. 

Birch Please - earthy, grounding, a little bit spicy, and perfect for fall with top notes of bergamot, orange, and lemon. Middle notes of geranium, lily, and rose. Base notes of patchouli, vetiver, and tonka beans. 

Hot Pink Matchbox – Because basic matches just won't cut it. These fancy matches come in a sleek white box with gold foil, hot pink tips, and 25 lights per box.
Says on the back: “You deserve an effing candle.” Because you do.

Candle Care Tips:

• Burn for 2–3 hours the first time to prevent tunneling

• Always burn on a heat-safe surface

• Trim wooden wick to ¼” before each burn

• Keep away from pets, kids, and haters

Whether you’re gifting or indulging, these Effing travel candles bring heat, humor, and heart. Stock up before they disappear faster than your last glass of wine.